They might call you a cynic. They might not think you’re a little ray of sunshine… but deep down, they know you’re not wrong, and you don’t care who knows it! These Gumball Poodle Nobody Cares Cotton Socks are here to provide the only comfort and kindness that you can trust in. They’re cottony, cushiony and here to soothe your simmering distain.

Made in the only colour that they could possibly be in — black — these ribbed crew socks have red toes, heels and stripes, and unmissable white lettering. They’re designed and built in the USA with soft cushioned soles, flat, smooth toe seams and reinforced toes for the kind of resilience that you need in this cruel, cruel world.