Abide awhile and wear the knitted glory that is these Stance The Big Lebowski The Dude Combed Cotton Socks! Patterned with the Duderino’s (if you’re not into the whole brevity thing) own cardigan design, decorated with (what else) steins of beer, bowling balls and bowling pins, these soft sports crew socks are just what dedicated fans of this 1998 Coen Brothers cult classic slacker film have been waiting for.

The Dude himself would surely be good with the laid-back feel of these soft, cotton blend socks, with targeted, medium-thick cushioning in the foot for added comfort, enhanced by a woven-in arch support band and smooth, seamless toe closure seams. Better yet, with their Infiknit technology, Stance promise these durable socks will never rip or tear. Yep, The Dude approves.