Um, I clearly like you and certainly don’t want to upset anyone, but… well, My Cat Says You’re Dumb. You’re passive aggressive but your cat’s plainly a bad ass, so you need these Gumball Poodle My Cat Says You\’re Dumb Cotton Socks ASAP! As crimson as your blood (should my cat ever gets its claws on you!) these crew length socks have teal stripes and slogan, with berry pink bands, toes and heels. 

They’re a unisex fit, and created in the USA using a quality cotton rich blend, making them soft and fine to the touch. They have secure ribbed legs, comfortable cushioned soles, smooth toe seams and are reinforced at the toes too. BTW, don’t be too offended — my cat thinks everyone is dumb — even me!