Holy socks! Actually, that’s a question — do you have holey socks? If so, cast those into the bat-bin and buy these SOCKSHOP Batman Cape Socks, the only socks approved by millionaire Bruce Wayne (no particular reason, nothing to see here) that have real blue satin capes attached at the cuffs!

The socks show the iconic blue, grey and yellow version of Batman’s crime fighting costume, and are cotton rich, so they’re breathable, soft and comfortable, important when you’re chasing down the Joker after his latest criminal caper, sock capes flapping in the wind! A red, yellow and blue Superman design, and a Wonder Woman, both with capes flowing, are also available.