It’s Saturday night and you know you should be out there living it large, but darn it, you’ve had a takeaway, your shows are on and that sofa is just too inviting — welcome to middle age baby! Now, you’ve got the perfect socks to accompany your situation, with these Gumball Poodle Too Old to Party Too Young to Retire Cotton Socks!

To keep you as comfy as those slippers and loungewear (oh admit it, it’s just an old T-shirt and sweatpants!) you’re living in these days, these unisex socks are cotton rich, with soft terry cushioned feet and smooth toe seams. They’re quality American-made, in a medium-grey colour, with black and peacock blue graphics. So kick back, take it easy and most the most of your weekend — Monday morning will come round way too soon!