Watch out world, this one’s taking no prisoners! In no-compromises white and black, these Gumball Poodle Bitch Cotton Socks are making an unashamedly absolute statement you better not ignore. Wear these sports crew socks to the gym, to the skate park, to anywhere you want people to know just who and what they’re dealing with!

These unisex fit socks are made in the USA using a super soft cotton rich blend. They have ribbed legs designed to pull up and stay up, and make them extra comfy, they have a thickly terry loop cushioning in the soles and smooth toe seams, plus reinforcement across the toe area for added durability. You think you’re gonna find better sports socks? — bitch, please!