Not a sock anyone here at SOCKSHOP would ever wear (of course!) but you must know, or even be, the person who these slogan socks would suit down to the ground. Silently judging every purchase. The kind of service personnel who should really never, ever be exposed to the general public. Antisocial. Anti-service. Anti-everyone who walks through the door… and you love it.

Styled in bleach white with black and green decoration, these ribbed leg, sports crew socks are made in the USA. Soft and breathable in a cotton rich blend, they have comfy terry loop-cushioned half feet, with flat, smooth toe seams that are also reinforced for reliability. You do know what reliability is, don’t you? OK pal, it’s time for a visit to HR again!