Probably a little less ambitious than the song they’re named for, you’re more likely to get these women\’s’ Charnos Santa Baby Socks as a gift from the man with the bag than a sable, ‘54 convertible or deeds to a platinum mine — scale your Xmas expectations!

That said, these are pretty nice Christmas socks you’ll be happy to get, we’re sure! Decorated with polka dots and sparkly red glitter details, they’re cotton rich and soft, breathable and gentle on skin with smooth toe seams that make them even more comfortable.