“This used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old Women\’s started moving in!”
“Pension day\’s the worst – they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat…”

Right, stop it, this description’s getting silly! In tribute to (and yes, in fear of) the ‘senile delinquents’ of Monty Python fame, these Happy Socks Hell’s Grannies Socks deliver a message of menace with their “make tea, not love” slogans (originally seen painted on a fence next to Graham Chapman’s policeman).

These officially designed Monty Python socks are a fan’s dream. Fortunately, not crocheted by little old Women\’s (“… she can\’t do without it. Twenty balls of wool a day, sometimes. If she can\’t get the wool she gets violent…”) these socks are woven in soft, top quality organic cotton and finished with smooth toe seams for comfort. Perfect for riding your motorcycle through the ‘frightened city’ of Bolton, not only our SOCKSHOP home, but the place where the original “Hell’s Grannies” sketch was set!