“We\’re all born naked, and the rest is drag.” So says RuPaul, and who are we to argue? When you know you can’t get enough of extreme eyelashes, big wigs and even bigger personalities, then it’s time to get these delightfully declarative Gumball Poodle I Love Drag Cotton Socks! They’re appropriately colourful, in eye-catching purple, and with classic sports crew sock styling, but in multicolour stripes and with that bold statement in bright white with a red heart.

These unisex fit socks are American-made in a cotton rich blend for softness and breathability. They have ribbed legs, comfy cushioned soles, smooth toe seams (all the better if you’re squeezing them into a pair of super-high drag heels!) and are reinforced for durability. Now, sashay away bay-bay!