Everything in life seems clearer from the bottom of a martini glass! All your worries melt away like an ice cube in a negroni, so don’t be muddled or shaken, get stirred up to buy a pair of these Gumball Poodle Cocktails First Questions Later Cotton Socks — no questions asked!

Made in America, the home of the cocktail, these looking fresh-as-a-mojito sports crew socks come in bleach white with fluorescent green and yellow details. They’re concocted by Gumball Poodle’s sock mixologists with ribbed legs, comfortable, softly cushioned half feet, flat, smooth toe seams and with a dash of added reinforcement in the toe area.