Masters of yoga, acupuncture and pummelling massage (particularly at 3am), and expert listeners (just as long as they don’t have to do what you say) cats are all-purpose therapists… and all it costs is food, chin tickles and a warm lap. So be smug when you wear your Gumball Poodle My Cat is My Therapist Cotton Socks, just don’t admit your therapist frequently yawns while you’re talking, or even just cuts you off and ends the session mid-sentence — kind of like real therapists there!

In bleach white socks, with accents of orange, denim and blue, these super-comfy, unisex socks are cotton rich, made in the USA with stretchy ribbed legs, half-cushioned feet and smooth toe seams, plus reinforced toes for resilience.