If you can’t go past a garden centre without a shrivel of excitement, and flowers and foliage gets you flustered, you’re clearly Horny for House Plants! That being the case, you obviously need a pair of these Gumball Poodle Horny for House Plants Cotton Socks! Some people talk to their plants — we don’t want to know whether you do with yours!

Naturally, these plant lovers’ socks come in green with slogan and patterning in floral pink and berry shades. They’re cotton rich and made in the USA with crew length ribbed legs, cushioned feet and smooth toe seams to keep you comfortable as you water and prune your beloved greenery. Reinforced toes are adde for extra durability.