Hey good lookin’, you’re just arm candy and you know it. Your other half only keeps you around for your chiselled jaw and tight abs. You’re so vain you think Carly Simon wrote that song about you years before you were even born! Make sure your sexy beast knows his value with a pair of these Gumball Poodle Trophy Husband Cotton Socks!

With very classic sports crew sock looks in bright white and black, these American-made socks are produced from a quality cotton rich blend for softness and breathability. Despite the fun slogan, they’re excellently made, with secure ribbed legs, comfortably padded half-cushioned feet, flat, smooth toe seams, and with reinforcement in the toe areas.