It used to be an insult, now it’s a badge of honour godammit! Stick-in-the-mud, dyed-in-the wool, you don’t care — an old fart has been there, seen it and doesn’t see a need to change now! You DO need to change your socks though… and these Gumball Poodle Old Fart Cotton Socks are what all proud old farts should be seen in!

Conceived and created in America, these crimson and cream unisex-fit socks (because anyone can be an old fart) are made in a soft, breathable cotton rich blend. They are crew length with ribbed legs, half-cushioned feet and smooth toe seams for comfort. Added reinforcement in the toes means they’ll be durable against the wear and tear of everyday life — just like you!