Yes, that’s right — Sober IS Sexy — because hiccuping, drooling on yourself and falling down drunk is never a good look, and it’s certainly not a turn-on (despite what your buddy seems to think at closing time every Saturday night)! These Gumball Poodle Sober Is Sexy Cotton Socks celebrate the straight-edge sober life, because everything’s better with a clear head.

These grey, blue and black unisex sports crew design socks and made in the USA from a quality cotton rich fibre blend for softness and breathability. They feature terry loop cushioning in the sole and flat smooth toe seams, which makes these socks extra-comfortable. Durability is increased by reinforcement to the toe area — perfect for kicking the booze into touch!